Thursday, July 28, 2005

Right Foot Forward


Half nAAked Thursday

ppppsssttt, I'll tell you a secret. I am a floater. After spending 45 hours a week sitting behind a computer all week, I go out onto the lake and float. I take my ipod, a book, water, grapes (not of wrath) and a kayak ~ I am not that buoyant. And I float. I can sit out on the lake for hours. Watching the turtles, reading, listening to music, napping, watching the clouds...floating with my toes and oars occasionally, gently breaking the surface of the water, taking time for myself, thinking of nothing....

Friday, July 01, 2005

SPEED HUMPING


Vulgar slang. The act or an instance of having sexual intercourse.
I nearly fell out of the car laughing the first time I saw one of these signs on a New Jersey Street. Is that person crossing going home for an afternoon "Quickie" or is a "Premature Ejaculator Crossing Sign" sign?

What I want to know, is SPEED HUMPING a New Jersey phenomenom or are people doing it country wide?

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