Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Barking Up the Wrong Team


After work last evening at the gym the hot new guy I've been eye ballin' approached me in all his sweaty glory. "I see you were in Lancaster also this past weekend". He held up his arm whereupon I spotted a bracelet identical to mine. "Their beards sure to tickle!" he said as he winked, turned and walked away displaying a magnificent rearview.

SIGH! I should have knowe he was way too good looking to be playing for my team!

Monday, August 01, 2005

LiveSTRONG

You may wonder why I am sitting at my desk this morning sporting this snazzy bracelet. For those not in the know...you get one of these bracelets when you travel through Lancaster, PA and you take your car (Hybrid) and stop a buggy and have sex with an Amish person.
Hence the BIG SMILE. By the way, those beards really do
tickle. (Just doing my civic duty, like the good American that I am)

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