Barking Up the Wrong Team
After work last evening at the gym the hot new guy I've been eye ballin' approached me in all his sweaty glory. "I see you were in Lancaster also this past weekend". He held up his arm whereupon I spotted a bracelet identical to mine. "Their beards sure to tickle!" he said as he winked, turned and walked away displaying a magnificent rearview.
SIGH! I should have knowe he was way too good looking to be playing for my team!