Monday, February 27, 2006

Bush Bumps

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, and Condi Rice. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon".
WATCH Bush Comedy

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

My Name is Earl

It recently came to my attention that I had made an error in judgment about two years ago. New information was provided to me which made me realize that I had come to an incorrect conclusion and certain erroneous beliefs. In light of this I knew that I owed someone an amend. There is a new TV show called My Name is Earl. The show revolves around a list of those Earl must make his 'amends' to. Earl has his personal reasons for cleansing his karma and I guess those of us that act likewise have ours. Those of you familiar with 12-step work know all about making amends. Just don't think it ends when you get sober. It is a lifelong action. When you make mistakes in life you still need to be accountable for your actions even when you have no excuses except for your own stupidity or lack of education for jumping to conclusions. I had the time over the weekend to make my amends. I just didn't want to do it. You know, I was lazy, it was cold, the phone looked liked a 60 lb weight, who really wants to admit defeat? It was on my "to-do list" along with my I had till April 15th right? So there I was... dining out last weekend and who walked into the restaurant but the person to whom I am referring ~ delivered to me on a silver platter, ready and waiting for me to apologize to. Why wait till the April 15th deadline, FILE EARLY. There are no coincidences, this was meant to while the people at my table were having dessert I excused myself and went over to the other table to eat some humble pie. And I did. I ate the WHOLE THING.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

HNT kisses

I have read various posts this week. Seems that while there were many things on the gift list for females for Valentine's Day on the list for males is the proverbial BJ. I was surprised to see many of the reluctant comments posted by women. Actually, truth be known if these "reluctant" comments are truths then I am shocked. One comment stated that the writer didn't understand why men... liked it so much? Why, if I were male, I know for a fact I would have have to limber up & teach myself to autofellate because there is not always a partner 'handy' (if that's the correct word). Maybe it's coming from the City of Brotherly Love where Fellatio is Fine in Philly. Maybe. All I know is when I dined on Tuesday the Valentine menu's dessert was called 'Happy Ending' and said to select one ~ Chocolate Raspberry Torte or......and personally I don't care for sweets!
Have a great weekend all!

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

My Silly Valentine

Why Valentine's Day? Some experts state that it originated from St. Valentine, a Roman who was martyred for refusing to give up Christianity. He died on February 14, 269 A.D., the same day that had been devoted to love lotteries. Legend also says that St. Valentine left a farewell note for the jailer's daughter, who had become his friend, and signed it "From Your Valentine". Other aspects of the story say that Saint Valentine served as a priest at the temple during the reign of Emperor Claudius. Claudius then had Valentine jailed for defying him. In 496 A.D. Pope Gelasius set aside February 14 to honour St. Valentine.
As time passsed, February 14 became the date for exchanging love messages and St. Valentine became the patron saint of lovers. The date was marked by sending poems and simple gifts such as flowers. Poems? What a nice gift. Don't you think?

Enjoy your Valentine Day festivities, and here's a song for all of you sweeties!

Friday, February 10, 2006

from sushi to shoveling?

I don't know what you are all doing this weekend but after seeing this truck you know what I am in the mood for? Nope, it is not Fishing! Too cold for me. I am not an ICE fishing type of person (my sister did take ice fishing in college for her gym credit, listening to her fish "tails" was enough for me). Yes, Sushi and you can check out that great sushi video while it is still posted here. Check it out. It is great.
Saturday afternoon we are expecting a storm with 8-12" of snow falling overnight. We will see. I may get to use that electric snow shovel after all this winter. Though honestly if I never get to see how it works I would be very happy.

I did have a rental car one day this week and for the first time in over a month since purchasing satellite radio with over 125 channels of commercial free listening I had to once again listen to old fashioned radio for ONE day. All I can say, speaking for one who doesn't own a cell phone and doesn't have cable, one does get spoiled very quickly. PEOPLE ~ satellite radio is WONDERFUL! My children really love it. We no longer use the Belkin transmitter in the car to play our ipods. Why bother with so much music to choose from? Satellite is truly great!
For those who already have cable TV, cell phones, what are you waiting for?

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Grammy Time

And the Big Winner........U2 got all the Grammy glory, they captured five Grammys including best album for "How to Dismantle An Atomic Bomb" and won song of the year for "Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own."

Mariah Carey won three Grammys. Carey lost best female pop vocal performance to Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone," Clarkson also won the award for best pop album.
So the American Idol took home two Grammys....(you comment).

Kanye West, won three, including best rap album for "Late Registration." John Legend took three awards: best new artist, best R&B album for his debut, "Get Lifted," and best male R&B vocal for the piano ballad "Ordinary People."

And then there were the performances. Sly showed up with a giant blond bird on his head. I had heard earlier this week that some thought he was dead. I guess his appearance proved that the rumors of his death were greatly exaggerated. Too bad McCartney's didn't.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Half Time Flush

For those of you that were doing the half time flush and missed any of the commercials during last Sunday's Super Bowl (YES, the STEELERS WON!) you may see them here. You may even see the ones that were thought too racy for national television. Did you have a favorite?

Friday, February 03, 2006


In his recent State of the Union Address, President Bush finally admitted it for US -- we are ADDICTED to oil from unstable and dangerous places. Who isn't addicted to the unstable and dangerous....We know how I personally feel about SubUrban Assault Vehicles, but the weather is 62 and I have been so incredibly HAPPY so you really do not want to get me started on that but if you do have a chance when it comes around the Sundance is featuring a documentary titled check it out. Enjoy the weekend and don't do anything I wouldn't.....

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